Tantrum

My two year old and nine year old can do it, so I can too.

I DONT WANT SCHOOL TO START!!!

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE IN A HUGE WHITE VAN SHUTTLING 14 KIDS ACROSS THE VALLEY!!!

I DONT WANT TO HAVE TO SPEND A FORTUNE ON GASOLINE AND ALWAYS BE FUELING THAT HOG!!!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO WAKE UP EARLY AND ALWAYS BE TIRED AND ALWAYS BE RUNNING AROUND AND NEVER HAVE ANY TIME TO WORK OR DO ANYTHING FUN!!!

I HATE SCHOOL!!!

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO MAKE SURE 5 KIDS ARE GETTING THEIR HOMEWORK DONE, SIGN PERMISSION SLIPS AND DISCLOSURE DOCUMENTS AND TRY TO KEEP TRACK OF WHO HAS WHAT TEACHER AND WHAT TEACHER HAS WHAT NEEDS, DEAL WITH INCOMPETENT TEACHERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SPELL, HELP KIDS WITH PROJECTS, AND CONTINUALLY HEAR "MOM I NEED YOU TO BUY ME [FILL IN THE BLANK] BY TOMORROW"!!!

I REALLY am not looking forward to school starting.